Please make sure to wash your hands before using your laptop.
This laptop hasn’t been cleaned since the dawn of time!
Val said:
This laptop hasn’t been cleaned since the dawn of time!
There’s a fear of water damage even with the slightest moisture, it seems!
Val said:
This laptop hasn’t been cleaned since the dawn of time!
Imagine what the room or house must look like!
Might as well use an incinerator at this point.
Try using slightly damp paper towels, with the device off, of course.
Maybe just burn it at this point.
Freddie said:
Maybe just burn it at this point.
Sure 
Have you tried power-washing it?
How could you let it get this bad?
Teo said:
How could you let it get this bad?
I did clean it a bit recently, it’s somewhat better now. 
Teo said:
How could you let it get this bad?
I did clean it a bit recently, it’s somewhat better now.
Teo said:
How could you let it get this bad?
I did clean it a bit recently, it’s somewhat better now.
That’s not how you treat electronics!
Maybe try rubbing your face on the keyboard next?
Onyx said:
Maybe try rubbing your face on the keyboard next?
Shout out to you for finally deciding to clean it.
Clean it with fire.
Just type more, use all the keys to wear the dirt off.
Regular cleaning with wet wipes should be part of your routine.
Isopropyl alcohol is safe and effective, unlike water which can cause damage. Make sure it’s distilled if you use water.