What are these spots on my new laptop?

I just got a new laptop and noticed some spots on the screen. I’m not sure what they are or how to get rid of them. Any ideas?
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Have you tried wiping them off with a slightly damp microfiber cloth? It might help.

You tell me, bro. Haven’t seen it myself.

Could be… well, you know.

It’s likely just oil from your skin. Try using a small amount of distilled water and a microfiber cloth to clean it.