Forget what’s wrong—do you even have a battery installed?
That battery’s toast.
It’s like your laptop is saying, ‘No power here.’
Sometimes my laptop shows this, but the battery works fine. What does the taskbar icon say?
Maybe it caught the Musk virus!
It just doesn’t want to work.
Looks like it’s out of juice.
Either the battery cells are completely dead, or it’s not connected properly.
That battery’s gone, mate!
The X says it all: no battery detected.
Looks like the battery needs urgent help!
I’ve had this happen with third-party batteries. Original ones work better most of the time.
A lot of batteries online are fake, and laptops are starting to reject them. It’s probably mismatched or faulty.
This happens to me sometimes. Here’s what works for me:
- Power down the laptop.
- Remove the battery while unplugged.
- Power it back on while plugged in.
- Uninstall the battery driver from Device Manager.
- Power off, reinsert the battery, and boot with just the battery.
This forces my laptop to detect the battery again. Hope it helps!
Completely broken.
Either the battery’s missing or not working. Check if it’s plugged in properly.
Sometimes reseating the battery (removing and reconnecting it) works. If not, the battery might be faulty.
Battery’s like, ‘I’m too far gone to care.’
Maybe the battery’s on a holiday!
What battery are you talking about?